The World’s Biggest Underperformers – and Yes, United Are Top of the Table (At Something)
Right, gather round, people. I’m sick of pretending this is some kind of competition.
Day September 18, 2025
Manchester United 0–1 Arsenal
In Star Wars: A New Hope, the goodies blow up the Death Star, the music soars, the galaxy cheers - and for about ten minutes, everything feels right in the universe.
Introducing the Red Devil Ranter
A Manchester United fan with a keyboard sharper than our defense on a bad day (which is most days).