Day October 24, 2025

Meet Le Professor the self-anointed genius of FPL, turning fantasy football into a weekly masterclass in tactical arrogance and art.

From Park’s tireless brilliance to Son’s smiling destruction, these Far East icons didn’t just play in the Prem they owned it, and often ruined our weekends.

Five moments. Five icons. From Ole’s toe-poke to Scholes’ thunderbolt the era when United made magic, not excuses.

From Ronaldo’s hat-trick heartbreak to Firmino’s no-look humiliation, five Brazilians turned United’s pride into samba-infused suffering.

From Ruud’s dives to Bruno’s whining, six United villains who defined Arsenal trauma pure pettiness, pain, and Premier League history.

In this universe, Wenger signs Ronaldo, Arsenal rule Europe, United crumble, and Spurs flee to Scotland to lose to Dundee United.

In a world where Martin Taylor misses the tackle, Eduardo rises, Arsenal go unbeaten again, and Sir Alex retires out of pure spite.

In a world where Arsenal never left Highbury, legends stayed, trophies flowed, and the marble halls became a fortress of immortality.

In an alternate 2021, United chose Declan Rice over Ronaldo discipline replaced chaos, Ole thrived, and Arsenal’s dreams evaporated.

In a glorious alternate reality, United signed Modrić in 2012 Fergie stayed, trophies flowed, and Fellaini never happened.

Arsenal: the billion-pound nearly club all hype, no glory. Second-place parades, delusional grandeur, and a fanbase allergic to perspective.

Manchester United’s £2 billion stadium dream collides with ruthless layoffs glossy promises, hollow morals, and fans furious at INEOS’s tone-deaf empire.

Ruben Amorim’s 3-4-3 at United is a tactical illusion sterile possession, confused players, no Plan B, and zero results.

Manchester United’s transfer chaos continues same mistakes, new faces. Šeško joins the circus of panic buys, false hope, and recycled mediocrity.

Manchester United’s post-Ferguson era: a graveyard of talent, lost potential, tactical chaos, and fading stars still walking the boulevard of broken dreams.

Arsenal’s grit outshone United’s chaos at Old Trafford steel beats swagger, and champions are forged in grind, not glamour.

Ruben Amorim’s Manchester United era: chaos, excuses, and midfield misery. One point per game, zero identity a farcical decline in motion.

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A brutally honest Manchester United fan who rants with sarcasm, pain, and passion calling out every disaster, delusion, and fleeting moment of glory.

A nostalgic tribute to Arsenal’s true legends of the Wenger Era players who defined passion, artistry, and loyalty. Forever Arsenal.