Le Professor | A Masterclass in FPL Dominance
The scene opens on a leather wingback chair. A crystal tumbler of an amber liquid rests on a side table. LE PROFESSOR adjusts his cuffs, clears his throat, and addresses the camera directly.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 10.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 9.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 8.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 7.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 6.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 5.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 4.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 3.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 2.
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Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 1.
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Welcome to INEOS FC: Where Redundancies Are the New Tactics
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