The Update

The more things change at Manchester United, the more they stay exactly the same.

These lads were more than players — they were poetry in motion, steel in the spine, and the reason I fell in love with football.

So we’ve bid €75 million plus €10 million in add-ons for Benjamin Sesko.

You Left, You Won, But You’ll Never Be One of Us.

What haunts Arsenal fans more than Eduardo’s leg break or Wenger’s missing DM? The endless “what ifs.”

A Gooner’s Perspective on a Rivalry That’s More Comedy Than Competition Let’s get one thing straight this isn’t a rivalry in the traditional sense.

From Keane vs. Vieira to Wenger vs. Ferguson, Arsenal–United remains the Premier League’s fiercest, era-defining rivalry.

Warning: May spontaneously combust when talking about United, referees, or the phrase “net spend.”