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Wayne Rooney recently dismissed expected goals (xG) as “irrelevant.” Which, frankly, tells you more about the state of football punditry than it does about data.
Results, culture, and the myth of the back three
Football fans are paying more, seeing less, and using VPNs to take back control.
A nostalgic tribute to Arsenal’s true legends of the Wenger Era players who defined passion, artistry, and loyalty. Forever Arsenal.
From Park’s tireless brilliance to Son’s smiling destruction, these Far East icons didn’t just play in the Prem they owned it, and often ruined our weekends.
South American Red Devils: from Fred’s chaos to Tevez’s betrayal - passion, heartbreak, and unforgettable Old Trafford moments.
Meet The Savant. The self-anointed genius of FPL, turning fantasy football into a weekly masterclass in tactical arrogance and art.
Five moments. Five icons. From Ole’s toe-poke to Scholes’ thunderbolt the era when United made magic, not excuses.
From Ronaldo’s hat-trick heartbreak to Firmino’s no-look humiliation, five Brazilians turned United’s pride into samba-infused suffering.
Arsenal: the billion-pound nearly club all hype, no glory. Second-place parades, delusional grandeur, and a fanbase allergic to perspective.
Manchester United’s £2 billion stadium dream collides with ruthless layoffs glossy promises, hollow morals, and fans furious at INEOS’s tone-deaf empire.
Ruben Amorim’s 3-4-3 at United is a tactical illusion sterile possession, confused players, no Plan B, and zero results.
Manchester United’s transfer chaos continues same mistakes, new faces. Šeško joins the circus of panic buys, false hope, and recycled mediocrity.
Manchester United’s post-Ferguson era: a graveyard of talent, lost potential, tactical chaos, and fading stars still walking the boulevard of broken dreams.
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A brutally honest Manchester United fan who rants with sarcasm, pain, and passion calling out every disaster, delusion, and fleeting moment of glory.
You asked for The Traitor Files: Volume 2, so here comes another blistering edition of Arsenal Addict rage therapy, digging deeper into the pit of former players who dared to swap red and white glory for someone else’s medals - and paid the price in footballing soul points.
Former Gunners who left Arsenal for glory elsewhere trophies gained, legacies lost. Loyalty fades, but true legends stay home.
Right, gather round, people. I’m sick of pretending this is some kind of competition.
In Star Wars: A New Hope, the goodies blow up the Death Star, the music soars, the galaxy cheers - and for about ten minutes, everything feels right in the universe.
Relive Manchester United’s golden era (1998–2012) with five unforgettable legends and their iconic, defining moments.
From Van Nistelrooy’s dives to Bruno Fernandes’ whining – five Manchester United players Arsenal fans will never forgive.