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A brutally honest Manchester United fan who rants with sarcasm, pain, and passion calling out every disaster, delusion, and fleeting moment of glory.
A nostalgic tribute to Arsenal’s true legends of the Wenger Era players who defined passion, artistry, and loyalty. Forever Arsenal.
You asked for The Traitor Files: Volume 2, so here comes another blistering edition of Arsenal Addict rage therapy, digging deeper into the pit of former players who dared to swap red and white glory for someone else’s medals - and paid the price in footballing soul points.
Former Gunners who left Arsenal for glory elsewhere trophies gained, legacies lost. Loyalty fades, but true legends stay home.
Right, gather round, people. I’m sick of pretending this is some kind of competition.
In Star Wars: A New Hope, the goodies blow up the Death Star, the music soars, the galaxy cheers - and for about ten minutes, everything feels right in the universe.
Farcical. That’s the only word for it. Ruben Amorim’s Manchester United record in the Premier League: 29 games, 28 points.
A Manchester United fan with a keyboard sharper than our defense on a bad day (which is most days).
Far East Asian stars who defined the Premier League – from United heroes to relentless tormentors, unforgettable footballing legends.
South American Red Devils: from Fred’s chaos to Tevez’s betrayal — passion, heartbreak, and unforgettable Old Trafford moments.
Relive Manchester United’s golden era (1998–2012) with five unforgettable legends and their iconic, defining moments.
From Van Nistelrooy’s dives to Bruno Fernandes’ whining – five Manchester United players Arsenal fans will never forgive.
By The Arsenal Addict – Chief Sufferer, Timeline Specialist, Full-Time Hater of Martin Taylor February 23, 2008.
By The Arsenal Addict – live from the alternative timeline where marble halls > marble debt.
By The Red Devil Ranter – from a reality where vibes met actual structure, and Arsenal never stood a chance.
By The Red Devil Ranter - currently living in a timeline where United aren’t run like a GCSE Business Studies project.
By The Red Devil Ranter, writing from the beautiful dimension where we actually used our brains.
By The Red Devil Ranter – United in Chaos, Arsenal in Denial Ah, Arsenal.
The more things change at Manchester United, the more they stay exactly the same.
These lads were more than players — they were poetry in motion, steel in the spine, and the reason I fell in love with football.