By The Arsenal Addict – Chief Sufferer, Timeline Specialist, Full-Time Hater of Martin Taylor February 23, 2008.

By The Arsenal Addict – live from the alternative timeline where marble halls > marble debt.

By The Red Devil Ranter – from a reality where vibes met actual structure, and Arsenal never stood a chance.

By The Red Devil Ranter - currently living in a timeline where United aren’t run like a GCSE Business Studies project.

By The Red Devil Ranter, writing from the beautiful dimension where we actually used our brains.

By The Red Devil Ranter – United in Chaos, Arsenal in Denial Ah, Arsenal.

Let me paint you a picture.

The more things change at Manchester United, the more they stay exactly the same.

These lads were more than players — they were poetry in motion, steel in the spine, and the reason I fell in love with football.

So we’ve bid €75 million plus €10 million in add-ons for Benjamin Sesko.

You Left, You Won, But You’ll Never Be One of Us.

What haunts Arsenal fans more than Eduardo’s leg break or Wenger’s missing DM? The endless “what ifs.”