Thrillers are good. Thrillers based on bestselling books? Even better.

Real-life crime is grim - but that doesn’t mean watching it has to be.

Here’s The Update’s signature take on the Top 5 Memorable Quotes from In Bruges - the dark comedy that gave us hitmen, existential dread, guilt, a fairytale setting, and the most weaponised Irish sarcasm ever put on film. Colin Farrell is in career-best form here, delivering zingers with the energy of a man who’s just stubbed his toe on the meaning of life.

Here’s The Update’s take on the Top 5 Tom Cruise Comedy Jams, where The Cruiser briefly parks the motorcycles and running montages to do what he rarely gets enough credit for: be funny, charming, and occasionally emotionally available. Yes, even while delivering lines like “You complete me” with moist eyes and Oscar-worthy hair.

Nolan’s Dark Knight Trilogy didn’t just give us epic visuals it gave us quotes that turned into life mantras, memes, and shower speeches. Gotham’s wisdom still lives rent-free in our heads.

Christopher Nolan doesn’t just make movies he builds anxiety puzzles wrapped in IMAX. From Gotham’s hero to spinning tops, his chaos keeps us hooked.

Look, we were skeptical. Fantastic Four: The First Step sounded like a rebrand cooked up by a boardroom full of execs who only read Wikipedia plot summaries.

Remember when Marvel used to feel inevitable? Now it feels like homework.