Warning: May spontaneously combust when talking about United, referees, or the phrase “net spend.”
Meet The Arsenal Addict, part-time writer, full-time Gooner, and lifelong sufferer of this glorious emotional rollercoaster we call Arsenal Football Club. He’s been through it all: the Highbury highs, the Europa League lows, the Wengerball days, and the “why is Mustafi starting again?” phase.
He doesn’t do balance, neutrality, or “both sides have a point.” This is football with feelings, rants with receipts, and opinions that come flying faster than a Granit Xhaka yellow card. Expect stats when it suits his agenda, nostalgia when the pain gets too real, and absolute carnage anytime Manchester United, Tottenham, or Mike Dean are mentioned.
If you’re a fellow Gooner, welcome home. If you’re not well, brace yourself. The Arsenal Addict has entered the chat.
