“Red by blood, cynical by experience.”
A Manchester United fan with a keyboard sharper than our defense on a bad day (which is most days). He’s the voice of every Red who’s had to suffer through boardroom blunders, tactical disasters, and yet another “five-year plan” that lasts about five months. The Ranter doesn’t sugarcoat, doesn’t play nice, and certainly doesn’t do corporate PR spin, he calls it exactly how he sees it: messy, maddening, and occasionally miraculous. Expect biting sarcasm, brutal honesty, and the kind of gallows humor only a true United supporter could muster. Because if you can’t laugh at this circus, you’ll probably cry.




