Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 6.

Red Devil Ranter: €75M on Sesko? Osimhen Was RIGHT THERE 6.

So we’ve bid €75 million plus €10 million in add-ons for Benjamin Sesko. Add-ons! For United! Someone tell Leipzig they’ll be lucky to see a penny of that — unless “goals per Carabo Cup games” counts.

Meanwhile, Victor Osimhen — the destroyer, the bulldozer in boots, the actual solution — was sitting there, waiting. But no. We said, “Let’s go for potential again.”

Sesko’s fine. Fast, tall, scores a few. But €85 million? For another maybe?

Sesko might turn out good. Or he might be Højlund 2.0 in a different accent. This club needs fire. Goals. Fear factor.

This club keeps shopping for future Ballon d’Ors when we desperately need someone who can actually score next weekend.